June 2012
when i turn off auto correct: wasspu man hwo yuo doign?
when i turn on auto correct: wassup man how you sex now or later?
When someone says I can have a bite of their food
so i take the biggest bite i possibly can like this:
mintblondie:
it doesn’t matter if you love him
or capital H A M
When your friend says a guy is staring at you. . .
thatfunnyblog:
Expectation:
Reality:
Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog..
1 tag
rural-juror:
here’s my number, so please oh god don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it takes me a few hours to respond maybe
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
tltty:
the only thing worse than gif stories are gif stories that look like this:
2 tags
jakeenglish:
you know what the worst thing is
when girls that are way skinnier than me talk about how fat they are while in my presence
like, if they think they’re fat and gross
what the hell do they think of me
it’s like calling me disgusting and fat and ugly to my face
like ok thanks
i get that everybody has body issues but jesus christ
suicide notes are so outdated im making a suicide powerpoint
vashappeninstyles:
why did the baboon say to the giraffe ‘why the long face?’
because he thought that his neck was his face.
petewentzemolobster:
it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it
Suddenly realising it's June and you've wasted...
totally-relatable: